Randomness of Jaxon

Today was deemed Jaxon is the Boss day! Chris declared this early in the morning and we've been having one giggle after another ever since. Here are a few of the best moments!

J: GET ME SOME MORE CHIPS! (Yelling in my face)

Me: Hey, there...Do I yell at you like that when I am the boss?

J: No. But if you say please then I will say yes!

J: (Angelically) Get me some more chips please! Now I'm the boss, so say Yes now!

J: Hey Mommy, I have a great idea!

Me: You do?

J: Yeah. I just have the best idea!

Me: What is it?

J: How bout me and you be the boss of Zoey and tell her not to poop downstairs?! (Great Idea Jaxon!)

J: Mommy, I am the boss right?

Me: Yep, you're the boss!

J: Can I play Wii?

M: Not right now Jaxon

J: You are not the boss mommy! So you have to say Yes!

M: Well not exactly, we are discussing your options.

J: (disgusted with me and plopping himself on the floor) You are not a good Boss!

J: Mommy, did you hear me do my letters?

Me: Yes, I sure did! You are doing so good!

J: No mommy, you are doing so good. I am so proud of your listeners!

Me: My what?

J: Your listeners. You have your listeners on and you are doing so good. Mrs Miller will love you too!